They're Bangladeshi Muslims who own an Indian restaurant. An award winning one. Nigel Slater has been to their house, as the dad is one of the nation's best Indian chefs, it turns out
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My wife is Indian
She doesn't like it a fraction as much as I do
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But still, you're immersed in that delicious aroma for a whole week, it reeeeaaaallly gets to you, it seems.
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Wife: "So let's go for a meal. Do you fancy Chinese or-"
Him: "INDIAN! JESUS CHRIST I NEED A CURRY! NOW!!"
Try living with that all the time! It's... awesome!
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Well... [finger guns]
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But it does mean we get a LOT of leftovers
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Then...
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Easily 3 days worth of food in boxes. Varying cuisines as well. Absolute godsend at that point. They were blissfully unaware
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"Do you like grilled meat?"
We do, but that was an odd reply
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"It's leftovers", she said. Was it bollocks. But if it's leftovers, we can't pay them for it (that's their stance, and I won't risk ruining it)
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Not enough to make me want to stop them, though. That would be ludicrous, and probably annoy Dad even more, wherever he is right now
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This explains why snow never settles on said greenhouse, and why it glows red some nights