Thread by @BrianRoemmele

If you find yourself near a DTMF touch-tone phone and you want to celebrate a birthday:

How to play happy birthday on your phone.
Dial:
112163
112196
11#9632
969363

I spent a lot of time in the DTMF world in the 1980s.

On the phone was a customer service rep that was not getting your drift?

4 4 4 2
Here we go round
2 6 6 2 4
the mulberry bush
4 8 8 8 8
the mulberry bush
6 2 4 4 4
the mulberry bush
4 4 4 2
Here we go round
2 6 6 2 4
The mulberry bush
4 8 8 6 8 4 4
so early in the morning

Touch-tone phone:

112 3 2 1 2 33 22
nobody Likes You when your twenty Three
1 1 2 3 21 2 3 3 2
And Your Still More Impresed by Prank Phone Calls
1 1 1 1 321
what the hell is Call ID
3 33 3 3 2 2 2
I never want to act my Age
3 2 3 33
Whats My age again?
3 2 3 11
Whats My age a...

Ok this Elvis DTMF touch-tone tune saved my life one time.

She married me:

1 6 3 6
Love me ten der
9 2 9
Love me sweet
6 3 2 3 6
Ne ver let me go
1 6 3 6 9 2 9
You have made my life com plete
6 3 2 3 6
And I love you so

This usually makes someone’s day.

1 5 3 3 3
You are my sun shine
3 5 3 1 1
My on ly sun shine
1 5 3 6 #
You make me hap py
# 9 6 3
When skies are grey
1 5 3 6 #
You'll ne ver know, dear
# 9 6 3 1
How much I love you
1 5 3 3 5 5 3 1
Please don't take my sun shine a way

Try this on your next phone meeting:

(key in with sprit)

1 1 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 6 (clap)
1 1 6 6 6 6 6 6 3 6 9 (clap)
9 9 # # # # 1 1 # #
6 6 6 3 2 2 6 6 3 3 3 3 2 2 1 3 2 (clap) (clap)