No one has purchased my action/horror screenplay, 'Giant-Ass Baboons Attack Several Cities and Whatnot'. I would appreciate privacy during this difficult time.
DR. SAPP: Why do you need me to grow giant bananas in my fruit lab?
JIM: So I can put bombs all up in 'em and feed that shit to these big-ass baboons!
DR. SAPP: Kiss me on the lips.
JIM: I'll do French kisses on you after I blow up the baboons. The giant ones. Normal ones are OK
JIM: So I can put bombs all up in 'em and feed that shit to these big-ass baboons!
DR. SAPP: Kiss me on the lips.
JIM: I'll do French kisses on you after I blow up the baboons. The giant ones. Normal ones are OK
The army men aim their guns about to shoot the baboons. Jim runs fast as shit and gets in front of them.
JIM: No! These are normal baboons they're fine.
CAPTAIN: That one there's pretty big.
JIM: (looks) Yes that one is big but still within the acceptable window of baboon size!
JIM: No! These are normal baboons they're fine.
CAPTAIN: That one there's pretty big.
JIM: (looks) Yes that one is big but still within the acceptable window of baboon size!
DR. SAPP: Why do you care so deeply, etcetera?
JIM: My parents were professional hang gliders. They were flying over Africa and some birds bit them on the privates and they crashed. Baboons nursed them back to health. Normal sized ones. I'd have never been a baby without baboons
JIM: My parents were professional hang gliders. They were flying over Africa and some birds bit them on the privates and they crashed. Baboons nursed them back to health. Normal sized ones. I'd have never been a baby without baboons
SENATOR KIPP: Mr. President, is it only the one city? Tell me it's only the one city getting attacked and what have you!
The President sets down all the crackers he was eating, then looks out the window, all pensive and shit.
PRESIDENT WILKINS: It's ...several.
The President sets down all the crackers he was eating, then looks out the window, all pensive and shit.
PRESIDENT WILKINS: It's ...several.
