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i have to cover these events and usually i just go directly to the feed. if you watch cable news you get a lot of meaningless blather. i dont know how anybody who isn't paid to can watch cable news.
watching cable news: BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER [actual news event] BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER
of all the news formats - and they all have flaws - cable news is definitely the worst.
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Every four years Michael Moore does this. He got it right once.
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