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Me: trying to do something on my laptop

Him: *climbs up my leg, into my lap, on top of my arms*

"Okay now you have to hold me. Keep doing what you were doing, I'm definitely not in the way."
I really worried once I might not bond with Kal-El. That ended about 2 minutes after I first brought him home.
"You don't get personal space anymore. That's not for you. That's for others."
He's sitting on my arm, nodding off to sleep. I'm just a big warm pillow.
Seriously.
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when they publish this nonsense is how you know the golf story hurts trump. so keep sharing the trump golf during pandemic stories, memes, videos, etc.
this is how you know how much "both sides" is ingrained on the right and when it is practiced in the mainstream media, is a way to give the gop a leg up. obama golfing on memorial day weekend has nothing to do with golfing on the day and especially not during a pandemic.
for decades the right has said negative things on republicans MUST be balanced with negative stories on democrats, and if you need to elevate nothingburgers by dems to gop crimes. this is what "but obama golfed too" is an attempt to do. its total bs.
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every day people say this. it isn't true. it was a local fox affiliate, not fox news. fox news is not subject to fcc regulation because it is a cable/satellite network. and frankly, the first amendment protects their right to be lying racist sacks of crap.
citation snopes.com/fact-check/fox…
the right is far worse about clinging to lies and misinformation than the left, but we have an issue with it too
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i doubt it. this is the most annoying job he's ever had. he'd much rather spend the rest of his time calling in to fox, hosting a show there, etc. he likes all the fun optics of potus but the rest? forget it.
no matter what happens - hopefully its sooner rather than later - he will have a diehard cult of thousands of people who embrace his every word. even if he loses and the main gop disappears him like bush, the cult will be forever and say it was stolen from him.
trump would love to host an apprentice reboot where the intro talks about him being president and they replace the boardroom with the oval office. he'd be over the moon.
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