the punchline is that there is a whole *bunch* of corpse reviver recipes... no. 2, no. 3 and so on. an endless dark cycle
-old fashioned
-negroni
-margarita
-mojito
-manhattan
-whiskey sour
-martini
-bloody mary
-pimm's cup
-sidecar
-moscow mule
-mudslide
-daiquiri
…
-white lady
…
-cosmopolitan
…
-singapore sling
-the last word
…
-the horse's neck
-the hurricane
-the gimlet
-the mai tai
-the white russian
-the tom collins
-the mint julep
-the brandy alexander
-pina colada
-the zombie
-the blood and sand
-the aviation
-navy grog
-sloe gin fizz
-long island iced tea
-gloom chaser
-the whiskey smash
-the pina cocktail
-the sazerac
-sangria
-the caipirinha
-the pisco sour
-planter's punch
…
-tequila sunrise
-the grasshopper
-la paloma
-the boulevardier
…
-the martinez
…
-the vesper
-irish coffee
…
-the suffering bastard
-the fog cutter
-the tuxedo