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Looks like everything's going swell at Seattle's Goth ISIS utopia
Gotta say I'm impressed, it usually takes Marxists at least 3-4 months to achieve starvation
For what I am told is the modern equivalent of GIs storming the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, I'd have hoped they'd have a better grasp on logistics
Protip for starving Marxist breakaway republics: demands for foreign aid work better *after* you develop your own nuclear arsenal
New #DavePoll: who will win the the inevitable power struggle for the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone?

1. Popular Front for the Liberation of Seattle
2. Seattle People's Liberation Front
3. Liberation Front for the Seattle People
4. street bums
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