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''In a Billionaire's house:
The brother visits. Goes to the kitchen. Meets the Cook. Demands for food or serves himself with the fried chicken in the pot. Picks a Glass and pours himself his choice wine. Takes some salad and continues munching the chicken and Salad with wine 🍷.
Sister in law enters the kitchen and sees him.
"Ha Emmy Bekee, when did you enter?"
Hugs him and takes some of the chicken. He picks another glass 🍸 and pours her wine 🍷.
They move to the sitting room and start gossiping about his brother and other things.
In a poor man's house:😂
Brother visits and gets hungry. Takes a lap of chicken in the kitchen and eats.
Sister in law comes in and and frowns her face.
Warns him not to try such nonsense again. Tells him to leave her kitchen and never to "defile" her pot again.
The next day
she comes online...
"Madam Cynthia hide my ID.
My brother in law came to the house and took food from my pot without permission.. Should I tell his brother or send him out of my house for defiling my pot?
I need advice"

Taa Kataway Dia''🤣🤣🤣

-Eric Uchenna Chimara
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chijioke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).
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''When Facebook was starting out, they needed a painter to spray paint the walls of their new head office. Dave Choe got the job.
When the mural was finished, Sean Parker who was president of Facebook at the time gave Choe the option of taking cash or stock options. At the time
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...no revenue from advertising and no hype of a $5 billion dollar IPO.
Instead of taking cash, Choe took a chance and opted for the stock options.
It was a risky decision
. As Choe told Stern, at that time “Facebook was a joke.” There was no guarantee that the business would amount to anything and his shares could wind up worthless.
Choe was added on as an "adviser" and received 0.1 to 0.25 percent of the company.
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chijioke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).
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Who Did We Offend?

''When your ECONOMIC council decides to boycott an ECONOMIC conference organized by your CBN in the heat of impending ECONOMIC crisis... do you call yourself a leader or what?

It was reported yesterday that $1 was N372, up from about N350 showing that
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So out goes all the election-time propaganda of having diversified the economy and all that shit. Reality has set in
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Meanwhile, see your three point agenda:
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chijioke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).
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Why do men cheat? Inbox message 2:
culled from Agunze Azuka Onwuka

Azuka, am sending this piece via inbox because i don't want to comment on your wall and I trust you will protect my id.

I'm 46 and have being married for 12 years, my wife is 39. I never planned to be unfaithful
before marriage. I earn much more than my wife and provide for my wife and children and try to be available at home as much as possible. I don't stay out late. I am not the bossy type. I help out in house chores as much as I can.

But the biggest problem in our marriage is the
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