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If you're upset about Jefferson Davis remember that statues of the bad guy who lost the war are literally the visual device that they use in movies to reveal that you fucked up your time travel
They should do a time travel movie where they come back to present day Georgia, but one of the time travelers is from Milwaukee and sees a statue of a Confederate general and he's like OH NO WHAT DID WE DO but the time traveler who grew up there is like "yeah man, shit's fucked"
Okay on that note, I'm retiring from Twitter so I never need to learn what's going on with that black-and-white video of the celebrities in their computer rooms, bye forever.
1. This reads like somebody put Fox News on shuffle.

2. How dare you accuse me of not respecting Columbo.
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For an overblown government hoax, this sure is a fucking nightmare.
One of the biggest problems with America, and there are a lot of them to be sure, is that we somehow unlearned the reality that we can and will get sick or injured and die.
Turn living rooms back into home funeral parlors if that’s what it takes (the “living” name isn’t a coincidence, it’s a cultural response), but Americans really need to stop spending 75 years (if they’re lucky) navigating this planet like they’re god’s one exception to death.
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I know this isn't a huge priority, all things considered, but Mutiny on The Bounty is three hours long, there's no way he's seen that movie in its entirety, and it would be fun for any reporter to ask him to name any actor, character, or detail from it outside of the word Mutiny.
No one ever embarrasses him on the low-level, verifiable pop-culture-related lies that he drops a thousand times a day. Just straight up ask him details about The Godfather or Sinatra or shit he would pretend to know about and then watch him spin out, what do you have to lose.
Start here:
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Sebastian gets a huge amount of shit for telling Ariel to stay under the sea, but then when she goes on her boat date he is ALL IN on getting her kissed if not fully laid.

Sebastian is a SUPPORTIVE MENTOR who is capable of course correction AS CHANGING CIRCUMSTANCES DICTATE.
I don’t even think this is a hot take — Flounder brings nothing to the table.
Flounder is the Milhouse of the ocean.
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