R:
Root: hello small child in fowl manor who kidnapped my officer, who are you
Artemis Fowl: Artemis Fowl
Root: ahhhhh, a Fowl, this explains everything and is definitely new surprising information
Holly: My father is dead!!
*beat*
Artemis: Can I trust you?
Holly: You have no choice.
Artemis: *removes sunglasses* How did he die?
Me, remembering what happens with Artemis and Holly's eyes in the later books:
"I'm Artemis Fowl… and I'm a criminal mastermind."