now this is the kind of cheeky vampire in-joke I can tolerate! I forget what this dude's name is but he's still my favorite vampire
although I'm concerned that the lesson Bella took from "make mistakes cuz nothing's permanent" is "turn into a vampire permanently asap"
"Well, if you weren't planning on sucking the life out of the girl I love, I might…"
as I recall, Alice is the one who literally ripped off his head, maybe Victoria should try going after Jasper
victoria got bit, fell over and her head dropped off
congrats bella, that's a universal experience, it's called being a human person and the solution is supportive friendgroups and shared interests, not vampirism
Friend #1: cool. I'm gay
Bella: