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@realDonaldTrump ...And the water glass was very heavy, twice the weight of a normal water glass, and that's why I had to hoist it up with my other hand, to make sure it didnt fall and break, causing broken glass to hurt one of our troops, which the fake news would love.
@realDonaldTrump ...might be one of the steepest ramps in the history of our country. Many people are saying that not even Evel Knievel would have attempted it as quickly as I did. Sleep Joe Biden would have skidded down the ramp. My strong heels managed it like a champ. I had Bone spurs ya know.
@realDonaldTrump ...I actually was holding up that General down the ramp, who was having a tough time with the ramp. He will write a letter tomorrow confirming or AG Barr will. If I didn't go that slow, my General would have fallen. Some might say I saved him. Purple Heart?
@realDonaldTrump ...you know, it was long and steep, the ramp, and had no handrail, and the floor was half gone. You could see through the ground a bottomless pit. Went on forever. And there were vipers and weasels gnawing at my pants legs. And tarantulas.
@realDonaldTrump ...tomorrow on FOX at 10AM there will be a recreation of my ramp walk. Kevin Sorbo has volunteered to demonstrate how dangerous the ramp was. Big guy. But he will do it in sneakers. I had on fancy shoes. Then at 1pm Kayleigh will have a presser to show a sketch of the Death Ramp.
@realDonaldTrump ...DEATH RAMP!
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