Thread by @travisdon1981

@WhoWouldWin13 Both opponents are mentally imbalanced, to say the least, though Mankind seems even more so. While Don Quixote believes himself to be a knight, Mankind is just one of Mick Foley's three personalities (the other being Dude Love and Cactus Jack). Thus, Don Quixote has a mental

@WhoWouldWin13 health advantage.

Don Quixote is an old man, however, while Mankind in his prime was in his 30s-40s. Mankind is also far larger as well. Though Don Quixote was raised in a tougher time, having a more physically demanding upbringing (thus, through ontogeny, making him pound

@WhoWouldWin13 for pound stronger than most people of his age in the modern world), he is still an old man, long passed his prime. Age and physicality goes to Mankind.

Mankind uses a lot of weapons, including thumbtacks, kendo sticks, steel chairs, heck anything he can get his hands on.

@WhoWouldWin13 Indeed, he even uses a sock as a weapon!
#MR #Socko #Rules!!!!!!

@WhoWouldWin13 However, Do Quixote has actual weapons of war, including a sword and a lance. He also has armor, which will not only help him take physical shots, but will also make Mankind's thumbtacks useless. Along with this, Mankind's wrestling style, like that of all pro wrestlers, has a

@WhoWouldWin13 lot of serious vulnerabilities, as anyone trained in martial arts would tell you. Even a bar room brawler could take serious advantages of this. However, this isn't a wrestling match, but a all-out fight, and if the formidable Mankind knows anything, its how to take his opponents

@WhoWouldWin13 down. Still, he is hampered by his lack of comparably lethal weaponry. Don's weapons may be old, but they are still functional and are designed to kill. Indeed, he used them to free a bunch of prisoners from the authorities after he mistook them for innocent men. He's not trained

@WhoWouldWin13 in the knightly arts, but he still knows how to use his weapons and armor effectively.

Also, he has a steed.

Knight's horses were trained to box. They knew how to fight. However, Don Quixote's horse has had no such training. Still, its a large animal, and horses naturally

@WhoWouldWin13 box and bite anyway. Mankind has never faced a wrestler the size of the average horse (800-1000 pounds). Not even Big Show is that big! Combined with a crazed "knight wielding a broadsword and a lance, one whose covered in knight's armor?

This seems like more than Mankind can

@WhoWouldWin13 handle.

Thus, I conclude...

@WhoWouldWin13 DON QUIXOTE LANCES MANKIND, THEN KNIGHTS SIR SOCKO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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