Oh @JessWhitecroft this is glorious 😄

“[Water has] A very selective memory, apparently, because it remembers the minute quantities of agnus castus it was homeopathically introduced to last Thursday or whatever, but
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thankfully doesn’t remember the brain-breaking quantities of poop that have washed through it since organisms first evolved rudimentary assholes. That water remembers dinosaur shit, apparently.
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Like, why are we even listening to paleontologists when we could be hanging out in the homeopathy section of the drugstore, talking to small vials of expensive water who were once on first name terms with a T-Rex’s anus?”
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#Homeopathy
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