1. whites are less susceptible than asians
2. it's just the flu
3. it won't get to the US because we blocked flights from China
4. it will disappear in spring
5. US deaths will top at most 60,000
6. lockdowns don't work
7. masks don't work
9. the vaccine for COVID-19 will implant microchips to track us
What did I miss?
11. 5G, because why not
12. It's the plan-dem-ic
13. Mask mandates are devil’s laws
(h/t @DrEricDing)
15. It only kills old people (h/t @edwardmiller)
16. Case count goes up because of increased testing, not increased transmission
18. The coronavirus is a democratic hoax (how could I forget that one!)