she's waving that pistol around like she's watering the yard with it
when she gets mad at him does she put the AR on a high shelf and hide the stepladders
lollipop guild rolling HARD in St. Louis
dude's shirt is tucked in so tight that if he fires that gun he'll come unpeeled at the equator like a water balloon exploding
lollll he has it pointed right at her 
how can these people be in the street when Colonel Mustard is in that house about to take out Mr. Boddy with a candlestick in the study
just noticed that lady is dressed up like the world's least dangerous mime
starting the gofundme so I can go to St. Louis and roast these people in person until they try to shoot me and accidentally put two rounds straight into a gas line in their yard
I call that man's pants Lebron Game Sixes because they go 41/16
the gun's appropriate because his legs AR 15 inches long
how does he stand on his own shoulders to get into the movies without his parents
short shooter like Isaiah Thomas
just found out shorty went to SMU so I'm gonna call him Lowjack Horseman
saving private fryin' over here
Call him Olaf because he can't handle heat
Imagine living in a bank like that and still having to be your own security guard, if I ever get rich I will never lose this hard
last dude who handled a chopper this badly lost his job coaching the Razorbacks for it
Man looks like the most racist security elf at Hogwarts
I think I’m done, like this dude I’m going to sleep, unlike this dude it will be in a bed, not in a toadstool with a tiny door
