Looks like they picked the wrong impeccably woke mayor to temporarily inconvenience
You can displace and ruin dozens of businesses, create a violent anarchist free-fire squatter's camp, but by God if you as much as THINK of interrupting my Netflix-and-chill, I will nuke you back to the Stone Age
Jenny Durkan's new campaign slogan: My Life Matters
We're gonna need some experienced Kremlinologists to untangle this one 
I only pray that Seattle doesn't descend into famine from the dismantling of the CHOP Zone 5-year agricultural plan
