An engineer died and found himself standing at the Pearly Gates in front of Saint Peter, who’s holding a clipboard.
Saint Peter took a few moments to review his list and said, “I’m sorry old boy but you’re not on the list. That means you’ll have to go down below."
Saint Peter took a few moments to review his list and said, “I’m sorry old boy but you’re not on the list. That means you’ll have to go down below."
The engineer snorts & stomps off in search of the Gates of Hell.
When he arrived he was less than impressed. It’s hot, it’s smelly and very miserable.
However being an engineer, he was very resourceful. So immediately he decided to take action to improve his situation.
When he arrived he was less than impressed. It’s hot, it’s smelly and very miserable.
However being an engineer, he was very resourceful. So immediately he decided to take action to improve his situation.
He realized if he was to be comfortable he had to do something about the heat. So he decided to install air conditioning. Once he got that working, everything cooled down quite nicely and it was all a little bit more bearable.
Installing the air conditioning proved to be thirsty work but there weren't any cold drinks. So the engineer installed refrigeration and in no time everyone in Hell was able to relax with a cold beer.
Then the engineer realized they don’t have any entertainment. So he decided to install cable. Soon all the denizens of Hell were enjoying hundreds of television channels.
Life in Hell was getting quite bearable and the engineer became a popular guy. Devil.
Needless to say, God can’t resist having a little fun at the Devil’s expense so he gave him a ring.
“So how’s it all going down there, Satanl? Still hot and miserable?” asked God.
Needless to say, God can’t resist having a little fun at the Devil’s expense so he gave him a ring.
“So how’s it all going down there, Satanl? Still hot and miserable?” asked God.
To which the Devil replied, “Well, actually things are great down here right now. Since you sent us that engineer we’ve been able to upgrade our facilities substantially.“
God was annoyed and said, “What? You’ve got an engineer? How did that happen? There’s always a place for engineers up here in Heaven, we need their skills. There must be some mistake."
Now Saran felt he could have a little fun and he responded with a laugh, “Well he’s here with us now and we’re pleased to have him.”
“Send him up here right now,” commanded God.
“Send him up here right now,” commanded God.
The devil’s having none of it and he responded, “No way! We’re keeping him. He’s far too useful to let go.“
God decides it was time to apply a little pressure, so he said, “Look, Satan, either you send him up here to me immediately or I’ll have no choice but to sue you!“
God decides it was time to apply a little pressure, so he said, “Look, Satan, either you send him up here to me immediately or I’ll have no choice but to sue you!“
The devil howled with laughter and said, “Oh yeah? Where are YOU going to find a LAWYER?“
