1/9
We published something from a strange time:
"The Pandemic will not be on Zoom: A retrospective from the year 2050” doi.org/10.1007/s42438…
@mbrownz @donenda @BlueLilyMist1
We published something from a strange time:
"The Pandemic will not be on Zoom: A retrospective from the year 2050” doi.org/10.1007/s42438…
@mbrownz @donenda @BlueLilyMist1
2/9
The Pandemic will not teach you algebra when old people equal zero
The Pandemic will not prepare you for jobs that don't exist yet when jobs don't exist
The Pandemic will not give you tenure
The Pandemic will not teach you algebra when old people equal zero
The Pandemic will not prepare you for jobs that don't exist yet when jobs don't exist
The Pandemic will not give you tenure
3/9
The Pandemic will not cite your work
The Pandemic will not be patented, copyrighted, contained or explained
The Pandemic will not be described in 500 words by next Friday because the Pandemic will not be on Zoom
The Pandemic will not cite your work
The Pandemic will not be patented, copyrighted, contained or explained
The Pandemic will not be described in 500 words by next Friday because the Pandemic will not be on Zoom
4/9
The Pandemic will not come with instagrammed brie on rosemary ciabatta drizzled with balsamic vinegar when factory farms birth the next pathogen
The Pandemic will not social distance when animals live in cages
The Pandemic will not have a Gap Year
The Pandemic will not come with instagrammed brie on rosemary ciabatta drizzled with balsamic vinegar when factory farms birth the next pathogen
The Pandemic will not social distance when animals live in cages
The Pandemic will not have a Gap Year
5/9
The Pandemic will not give you a beach body for Spring Break
when army trucks collect coffins from churches in Bergamo
The Pandemic will not make you go viral, increase your reach,
amplify your message or make you look good
The Pandemic will not have a deadline
The Pandemic will not give you a beach body for Spring Break
when army trucks collect coffins from churches in Bergamo
The Pandemic will not make you go viral, increase your reach,
amplify your message or make you look good
The Pandemic will not have a deadline
6/9
The Pandemic will not have an Acknowledgements Section
The Pandemic will not sell merch
The Pandemic will not have a diversity officer a lesson on probability, or a history class when people of colour die in huge numbers
The Pandemic will not have an Acknowledgements Section
The Pandemic will not sell merch
The Pandemic will not have a diversity officer a lesson on probability, or a history class when people of colour die in huge numbers
7/9
The Pandemic will not have a parent teacher meeting
because parents are too busy to meet themselves
The Pandemic will not collect, store, safeguard, sell, steal, smell, taste or breathe your data in any way whatsoever because the Pandemic will not be on Zoom
The Pandemic will not have a parent teacher meeting
because parents are too busy to meet themselves
The Pandemic will not collect, store, safeguard, sell, steal, smell, taste or breathe your data in any way whatsoever because the Pandemic will not be on Zoom
9/9 Thanks due to everyone whose work we drew on including @sbayne @juttatrevira @philosopher1978 @drclintonlisell @Kerileef @mweller @PetarPjandric @Neil_Selwyn @discoursology @BenPatrickWill @Bali_Maha @catherinecronin @folukeifejola @audreywatters
