Thread by @ZemanLynnZ

To fill you in...Stolen from a friend’s page.

So if you didn’t catch this mornings shitshow, it went basically like this:

The CDC put out its official recommendations and requirements states should meet before reopening schools.

Trump went to twitter, shitted on the CDC...

...recommendations, demanding that k-12 schools fully open up in the fall. He threatened to cut federal funding if they do not.

Then the coronavirus task force held a press conference, minus Fauci, because he’s on Trump’s shit list.

Devos said she really really really wants kids back in school. She does not know how to do this, offered no suggestions.

Just that they need to open, and leaves it up to local officials to figure it out.

Pence said children are resilient. Basically made of cartilage w/ healthy lungs—probably won’t get sick, so shouldn’t worry about them.

Trump wants schools to open and just doesn’t want CDC’s guidelines to be reason for schools not opening?

Yes, Trump actually said he doesn’t want states to keep their schools closed just because their own CDC says it is not safe to open

So VP says, don’t worry, let’s bring up the Director of the CDC to clarify. -And I could‘ve sworn I heard this guy gulp off camera.

Director of CDC comes up and says he also wants schools to open safely. He said he likes his job and wants to keep it, therefore, he is also in full agreement with Trump, despite guidelines they released hours before.

Dr. Birx says half country has seen surge of new cases. The country is worse off than it was back at the start of all this. She said they should return to phase 1 and start all over

You may wonder how do half the states return to phase 1, and still expect to open by fall?

Good question...But Birx tries to leave the podium

But before she gets away, Pence stops her, suggests she ‘talk about that other thing about the children’. She hesitates, then agrees.

She comes back up to the mic, says most children probably won’t die. Maybe 0.02%...

...usually ones who die were already sick, so parents at home may want to keep an eye on them. Oh, and we have no data on how transmissible virus is in children because we’ve barely tested any of them, but let me get out of your hair

@VP comes back, says, see, we’re good here

So while all that is going Cuomo is holding his own press conference

He says I don’t even give a shit what Trump is saying. It’s not worth responding to the clown. States control school openings, and we will do it as safely as possible, end of discussion.

Cuomo: Other states blew off our warnings and now they are paying the price. You want to fix your states? Pull your heads out of your asses and follow our example

And Fauci has gone total rogue. He has been giving interviews across media spectrum, politely telling anyone...

...who will listen that following trump’s orders regarding the Coronavirus will lead to certain doom. Death and economic disaster on a scale never seen before. Please turn back while you still can.