This presents a dilemma for John Kerry /4
BUT it’s just after 9/11 security procedures put in place, and he knows he needs to be a good example /5
He sighs deeply, picks up things, walks to table.
One TSA agent paws thru every item and compartment while the other disrobes and frisks Kerry.
He has on his best “all of the show” tolerance face /6
Then, the one agent says: “Sir you have too many bags.” /7
But not right now.
She says again: “Sir it’s an important rule now, only two items per person or you can’t fly. You can check one.”
They are all soft bags, not checkable /8
The lady seems flustered, but ultimately concedes that combining bags is ok.
Kerry puts *both* his other bags in the empty gym duffel, zips it /9
If John Kerry can get dismantled in a crowded, sweaty airport, Ted Cruz can wear a mask. /12