1/ The bitcoin rabbit hole is at first pitch black darkness, then an earthy darkness, lit by a dim orange glow, roots and beetles poke out from the dirt. You see a white fluffy tail, but before you can ponder Mother Nature, you fall, head first into the loamy void..
2/ From somewhere in the darkness you hear yelling, no wait, not yelling, ranting, the kind of ranting that makes more and more sense the more that you hear it, it’s the voice of @maxkeiser! Damn right! Tear up those racist dollars bills! But then...
2/ You hear someone else, “Who here has heard of Bitcoin?” and an image flashes before your eyes, it’s a small auditorium in Athens. @aantonop speaks to a crowd sitting on the edges of their seats. And before you know it you slide even deeper, spiraling down..
3/ Until you you see tattoos. Tattoos? You hear a posh British accent talking about rock and roll and Bitcoin? Not too posh of an accent mind you, the voice of a well traveled Defiant Brit. @PeterMcCormack explains @WhatBitcoinDid. You dangle there holding onto a tree root, but..
4/ You lose your grip and fall further, a Guy Fawks mask by @LuchoPoletti flashes before your eyes. Satoshi? Then it’s gone, and you hear another voice, calm and measured. You hear @real_vijay’s Bullish Case for Bitcoin but the voice you hear oozes with southern hospitality..
5/ It’s the @TheCryptoconomy on @BitcoinAudible! I do declare! There are so many good bitcoin articles he’s read! You crave a mint julep and think about staying a while but the white rabbit beckons you further. You follow it around earthy twists and turns past a vicious creature!
6/ It’s a honey badger! It hisses at you for a second but then it goes back to listening to @CitizenBitcoin. 🍯🦡DGAF. So you keep going. You see the phrase “Austrian Economics!” scratched into the walls by those who came before you, and you begin to wonder what that means...
7/ You arrive in a cave where you find @stephanlivera in a heated argument with @saifedean over the finer points of an obscure @mises quote. Saif looks at your out of shape body, advises you to stop eating Doritos. Shit when did you get so pudgy. He’s right. You start jogging..
8/ You see strobe lights coming from a side tunnel, some sort of detour? “ICOs! Fresh ICO’s! Get em while they’re hot!” Looks interesting! but the rabbit comes back to you, wordlessly shaking its head “No.” The rabbit pulls a glass of whiskey out of nowhere, hands it to you..
9/ You take a sip and follow the rabbit towards the sound of banter, good banter! and more whiskey pouring, glasses klinking. It’s @matt_odell & @MartyBent. You duck as @martys_owl flies past you, hot on the heels of @SwanBitcoin. “Interesting birds,” you think to yourself...
10/ “Hey Rabbit!” The rabbit turns. “Does this rabbit hole have a bottom?” The rabbit shakes it’s head “No” and waits there. You have so many questions you don’t know where to start. The rabbit senses this, thinks for a moment, hands you a book by @dergigi 21lessons.com
