Thread by @CryptoBrekkie

1/ "The Spacecat in the Spacehat"

Bitcoin is old, we can do it better! We've read Satoshi's white paper, THRICE! To the letter!"

"We’ll make transactions cheap! So you can spend at the mall! And the network itself will be a computer for all!”

2/ Forget about sound money! That doesn’t matter! Do you really want to sound like a maxi mad hatter?”

“Don’t worry about hashrate or inevitable bugs; your bags are underwater? Ask Vitalik for hugs!”

3/ We’re figuring things out, we promise, no lie!
Play with dapps for 3 months, and remember..DeFi!!!

But wait a sec, there’s EOS! It has governance too! It’s like Ether but faster, you should see what it can do!

4/ There’s dice games and ram! Don’t worry about collusion! Don’t worry about reorgs, what a silly delusion!

Ok fine, you don’t like EOS! But there are so many more! Hundreds of alts to peruse in the store!

5/ There’s Stellar and Tezos and Litecoin, OH joy! There’s Ripple, Cardano, and Tron OH boy!

So many alts! Which ones to buy?
Which ones will live? And which ones will die?

6/ Which ones have lasted, more than ten years?

Which ones have proven wrong government fears?

7/ You're welcome to carry on, wasting your time,
Yet here you are, friend, reading this rhyme..

Instead, perhaps go, wish your alts a goodbye!
And maybe, just maybe give Bitcoin a try?”