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Episode 7
My Plumtree Experience
Umalume as some of you might not know, usebenza izinto ezinengi. He is a defender of the #Zimbabwe Constitution against the #2ndAmendment. So I was deployed ePram ukuyafundisa abadala.
Episode 7
My Plumtree Experience
Umalume as some of you might not know, usebenza izinto ezinengi. He is a defender of the #Zimbabwe Constitution against the #2ndAmendment. So I was deployed ePram ukuyafundisa abadala.
2. Phela to make money ethe xaxa in these missions kumele uhlakaniphe. Instead of ukuyalala eOmadu, I decided ukucela indawo yokulala emzini Wabantu. Challenge, angazimuntu. Needed a solid plan. Ngenzenjani? I decided to wayawaya, oluzulayo ngoludobhayo bo Jo
3. I decided ukuya eskotshweni. OMrs Njiva bonke bathe fatsha bhoyi. ICovid ivalele amadoda ngale, sebengomazakhela. Lenkulumo zakhona uyazizwa ukuthi hayi mani, uyashota umthobanhliziyo. I stood there deciding ukuthi ngingene siphi
4. Ngaspotha esinye esihle, esifit. Sigqoke iJean skirt lamateki. Isigcuma sigcwele. Umbala ule tattoo yecimbi. EBurkina Faso izibusiso zihlabile. Yinsuzelakude. Ngadlela. Ngacela indawo yokulala. Ngathenjiswa. Sesisiya ekhaya yimi esengiphusha ibhasikili sona sithwele amanzi
5. Sifike ekhaya ngicelelwe indawo kumamazala waso egumeni. Siqale siyale isgogwana sakhona sithi uMaDube sefuna ukungenisa iskomba sakoBulawayo. I explain my work and what am doing in Pram. Offer to pay 100Rand a day. Imali ilepower. Sivume sihle siyehlaba inkukhu
6. UNsuzesto ngimkhangele uyadidizela, linina Mdala. Isinqe sithi qephu qephu. Ulumez uyadlela shame. Thutshu abantu ababili. Ugogo ohamba lenkazanyana. Kukhanya ngabantu bemzini. Bayanyonyoba ungathi bayesaba. Bangeniswe ekhitshini. Mina am in some lounge cum dinning room
7. Am trying to eavesdrop. Kukhanya bazobika isisu. Umzukulu omithisileyo abizwe laye. Bhe umsindo. Lami ngize ngibizwe. Ngingene. Esigogo sithi 'Mtshengise' okufana kwehlise ibrugwe. 'Akuze ungitshele Mthwithi, ligwayi eselingamithisa leli? Kubuza ugogo
8.Ubuza ngapha eyibambile intenene kaMzue. Before I cud answer athi 'akakasoki lokusoka lumntwana' Liyamqambela umzukulu wami. Khona Leon sungaze umithise umuntu olombala omnyama so, pho isibunu sinjani? Ukhangwe kuyini emuntwini ongakhanyi izikhala zomoya. Siyapopota esigogo
9. Ngisathi ngiyabuza esigogo sithi 'ukhulumani emalayinini wena ungumuntu wemzini' She told them to go away babuye after Corona usaLeon esebuyile. Bahambe. Siphiwe ukudla. Sefrayile uNsunzesto wami. Inkukhu ihamba lebhobola eliledobi. Asibunandi
10. Ngiphiwe lami indlu yokulala. Esigogo sithi MaDube ungahluphi umuntu wemzini. Mthwithi ungadeleli umuzi womntanami. Ngibuze ukuthi why sigqoka iMask sekulalwa. Sithi sona siyasebenza ebusuku. Isalukazi siledrama lesi ngapha sibi ngani sibhejile
11. Ngilele kodwa angilalanga. Ngidinga ukuyaqhweba uMaDube. Ngiyaqonda ngaphi izindlu zinengi so. Umnyango uvuleke. Angene. Athi uzokwejisa. Angiphe umhiqo. Athi ulomchemo wendwangu. Ngihabule. Ngizwe igearbox isukuma yodwa. Ikhomba phezulu. Iwoma nko
12. Bayawutsho umchemo wendwangu. Instant viagra. Kodwa ungamithisa uzala amasela. Ngayibhewula insuzelakude. Langigidela ubanolila iKhalanga phezu kweGearbox. Lithwekhela isayini bhoyi. Ama slay queen asala phansi. Lami ngavuka eseganga. Mqway'obomvu! Ngamkhuza uBhantom
13. Ngisanandelwa ngizwe iVoice kagogo ibuza. Ngitheni kini? Ngingcothune fast. Ngeqe but dololo ugogo. Angiboni muntu. Iphinde iVoice 'Mthwithi uzangibona!' Ngithi nyemu ngibone esigogo. Singene nga? Kukhiyiwe. Yinkanyamba mdala. Sinqunu kusele iMask. Bhe uvalo. Ngapha imi mpo!
14. Ngisamangele singihaze ngomuthi. Kuthi ziba Kimi. Ngizwe asambe. Ngizibone sibili ngivuka ngisukuma. Sithi gada. Lakanye singikheritshe ngokhomane. Sidliwe ngumnyama. Nginjalo nginqunu. UBhantomu umile unjalo uhamba enwaya isibunu sesalukazi. Umuntu uwula even eloywa
15. Siyelander emasimini. Ngiyehle. Ngigaxwe ikhuba. Ngizwe ndakubhada msana. Hhinga djo. Khona ngibhaciwe. Ngahinga ubusuku bonke. Ngilima. Ngidonsa ikhuba. Ngaqeda ngaphiwa umuthi wokukhwela ngimithise inkomo. Sona sihlezi phakathi kokhomane. Siyakhomanda. Tshova demedi!
16. Sesibuyela endlini ekuseni, isalukazi sithi 'uyasebenza Mthwithi. Uyisambane. Unyoko wazala efuna. Tshiya umsebenzi sizolima' sikhuluma sigada phezukwami. Sengilukhomane. Ngafika endlini ngidinweee. Ngalala till 12 emini. Ngavuka ngabutha imkhufakhufa yami. Ngaya eOmadu loji
Don't ever be entangled lomfazi womuntu ePramtri. Uyafa Fiiii. END
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