Thread by @ARCCollective

I apologize for the delay but we have our winner in the "Most Cringeworthy Canadian Hateriot Gang Name". 1/16

In fourth place, the club named after a slow-moving extinct mammal known for getting stuck in tar pits, the Calgary-based The Mammoths. 2/16

The Mammoths were founded by Jeremy Clarke. Previously he was the Alberta Northern Guard provincial leader before being pushed out. Kyle Puchalski became provincial leader after. The relationship between the Mammoths and Northern Guard is acrimonious to say the least. 3/16

In third place are the Urban Infidels, a gang whose main claim to fame seems to be giving bacon to new recruits in in a childish effort to offend Muslims (here's a hint: they don't care), poor spelling, unfortunate facial hair choices, and antagonizing other hateriots. 4/16

The Urban Infidels is a Calgary-based gang founded By Steven "Heathen Steven" Lane. He had been a member of the Soldiers of Odin.

Readers may also notice a theme here. 5/16

In second place is Onwards Christian Soldier, and Edmonton-based group led by Steven Adamson. 6/16

Onwards Christian Soldier is a very small group of theocrats, but their members (especially Adamson) have been frequent participants in rallies organized by hate groups such as the Worldwide Coalition Against Islam, Soldiers of Odin, and Northern Guard. 7/16

Finally, coming in the dubious position of first place was the group I considered the favourite to win the whol thing, the Calgary-based Woke Onez Rebellion founded by Ricky Tollikko (aka Ricky Rush). 8/16

What can I say? Everything is so horribly bad as to be almost transcendent. The name itself. The logo. It is what a person trying to spoof a hateriot group would have thought of but then dismissed as being over the top. 9/16

Tollikko (or Rush if he prefers) is another one of the "brothers for life!" crowd for whom life amounts to a couple of months. He has been an Urban Infidel. 10/16

He has been a Canadian Crusader (a group that didn't make it out of the preliminary round but which was still a contender). 11/16

And he has been a member of the Northern Guard apparently. 12/16

It's also thought that he may have been a member of the Soldiers of Odin but I'll have to check my files on that one. 13/16

Sadly while Tollikko club was able to take this particular "honour" it seems the club itself is struggling. 14/16

In fact, based on information we received today, the entire club looks to be endanger of folding after only a few months of existence.

Oh, Woke Onez Rebellion... we hardly knew ye. 15/16

For those interested in the final vote, I'll leave you all with this. 16/16