Lights up. Projected on WH is giant MAGA hat. We hear Pump Up The Jam as barking German Shepherds run across the Rose Garden. Ted Nugent appears on WH balcony shredding a solo as Sean Hannity in an American flag tuxedo and top hat escorts Ivanka from the South Portico. (1)
A Horah circle forms with Lindsey Graham, Lou Dobbs, Ted Cruz, and Newt Gingrich. They lift Don Jr. in a chair. F-16s fly over dropping blue ice on poor DC neighborhoods. A giant Confederate flag unfurls as Kid Rock sings "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy..." (2)
In a sexy burlesque outfit with long fishnet stockings, Judge Jeanine Pirro dances out on the Front Lawn. She pops a champagne cork. Through a cloud of tear gas a gas masked Trump walks out. We hear The Apprentice theme. Matt Gaetz drops rose petals as Trump heads to podium. (3)
Trump proclaims "I except the RNC abomination to be (unintelligible) States of Frorida." Trump exits on a ramp very slowly.(4)
