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Aug 7, 2020 3 tweets 1 min read Read on X
You know what's cool? Katy Perry "Never Really Over" in Irish #Gaeilge

Because the original song is all about how she CAN'T get over some dude, and the version in Irish is basically you're a trainwreck and I'm over you now

"Grá ag dul chun cinn
Crá ag éadromaigh
Breathnú orm mar gheal go bhfuilim fos ag mothú beomhar"
I mean apart from the Irish cover being IMMENSELY better than the original, the bit above is translated like so:

"Love moving on
Torment getting lighter
Look at me, so bright, that I'm still feeling lively"

I love it, it makes me so happy ^_^

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