1) I’m threading, because someone’s gonna do it. Someone’s gonna say it. “But this means Kamala is the real pick for President!” You proclaim.
I HOPE that’s true. I HOPE the Dems are THAT FUCKING DUMB.
I’m willing to believe it, because there’s no evidence of intelligence left.
I HOPE that’s true. I HOPE the Dems are THAT FUCKING DUMB.
I’m willing to believe it, because there’s no evidence of intelligence left.
2) She was polling at 8% in her home state of California the week she dropped out.
SHE COULDN’T CRACK 10% IN POLLS IN CALIFORNIA.
HER HOME STATE.
I DONT THINK SHE EVEN GOT ANY DELEGATES IN THE STATES SHE DID COMPETE IN.
PLEASE DEMS, MAKE HER THE REAL NOMINEE.
SHE COULDN’T CRACK 10% IN POLLS IN CALIFORNIA.
HER HOME STATE.
I DONT THINK SHE EVEN GOT ANY DELEGATES IN THE STATES SHE DID COMPETE IN.
PLEASE DEMS, MAKE HER THE REAL NOMINEE.
3) Given Biden has the nomination clinched, and no one else is even close (Bernie has nowhere near enough delegates for even superdelegates to nominate him), to spontaneously appoint Kamala Harris will piss off ALL the hardcore supporters of every other nominee. DO THIS DEMS!
4) Biden has the ramshackle slapdash clusterfuck of a skeleton campaign put together with zero ground game and many battlegrounds without leadership.
Kamala would have to rebuild the campaign from the ground up in... a few weeks. At most. Probably less.
DO THIS DEMS PLEEEAAAASE
Kamala would have to rebuild the campaign from the ground up in... a few weeks. At most. Probably less.
DO THIS DEMS PLEEEAAAASE
5) My thoughts were Stacey Abrams or Val Demings because they were, at least at face value, smart picks narratively.
Abrams has had the GA ‘governor in exile’ narrative going to get the far left who believes they were robbed because Georgia is allegedly purple (lol).
Abrams has had the GA ‘governor in exile’ narrative going to get the far left who believes they were robbed because Georgia is allegedly purple (lol).
6) Abrams was a leftist media darling who didnt have multiple primary debates worth of baggage played out on national television.
SHE at least made sense.
What about Val Demings? WHO the fuck is Val Demings?
House rep that was one of the impeachment managers.
SHE at least made sense.
What about Val Demings? WHO the fuck is Val Demings?
House rep that was one of the impeachment managers.
7) House seats in safe blue districts are marginally easier for the Dems to control, especially now that they know to look out for insurgent puppet campaigns from far leftists like The Young Turks’ sponsored AOC-types. They can play dirty local politics and no one notices.
8) A senate seat in CA where the state level party won’t even endorse fucking Feinstein... far harder to control in a way that won’t get an antifa goon squad burning down the party headquarters.
Val could spend the campaign vowing to ‘finish the job’ started by impeachment.
Val could spend the campaign vowing to ‘finish the job’ started by impeachment.
9) Are either of them GOOD picks? Fuck no. But they are at least low profile enough that THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY AIRED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE LIVE DEM PRIMARY DEBATES.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT DEMS.
YOU DESERVE THIS.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT DEMS.
YOU DESERVE THIS.
10) So yes.
Please.
PLEASE.
Make Kamala Harris the de facto Democrat nominee.
There is nothing that would reach deeper levels of raw lunacy and retardation.
Take the least popular nationally recognized name from the primary who couldn’t get a single delegate. Shoehorn her in
Please.
PLEASE.
Make Kamala Harris the de facto Democrat nominee.
There is nothing that would reach deeper levels of raw lunacy and retardation.
Take the least popular nationally recognized name from the primary who couldn’t get a single delegate. Shoehorn her in
