UCP: *Sigh* OK, we gave one of our favourite donors a bunch of money to sew up some cheap squares of cloth to put on your faces. Happy?
UCP: You soak them in chlorine before putting them on your face. It’ll be fine.
AP&T: Right, so we’ll have to buy our own. It doesn’t make up for the overcrowded rooms.
AP&T: You can’t ‘rearrange’ to get 2m between desks in a small room! Can’t we have smaller classes?
AP&T: Why not?
AP&T: Look, we need more to be done here!
UCP: We didn’t want to have to be so blunt, but here’s the thing. We don’t care.
UCP: The teachers are socialists, so no. And these kids? I mean, did they give us money? Do they run an oil company? Our big donors put their kids in private school, so they’re good. Besides...