"Cap G" is what they think kids call God
This is one of the most sacred passages in Scripture, now funneled through the mouth of the old woman in Airplane speaking jive, because the kids dig it yo
Apparently they think kids today call their hearts "chest thumpers"
They are calling salvation a "get out of jail free" card because Monopoly references are totally hip
"noggin guard" is helmet and "savies" is salvation. Suddenly the Monopoly reference seems preferable.
This is all such a perfect encapsulation of everything Christians do wrong in trying to connect with the younger generation that part of me still thinks it must be parody. But it isn't