Thread by @terrorhousemag

Eric Str*k*r's article on the National Justice Party launch is a masterpiece of modern literature, no modern work has ever contained so much cringe

Str*k*r's bombastic, delusional style of writing draws unpleasant parallels to Sarah Palin's GOING ROGUE: AN AMERICAN LIFE

getting a distinctly homoerotic vibe here

apparently getting drunk with a couple of your Internet pals is equivalent to fighting in a war

Str*k*r suffers from an ailment common among low-IQ individuals who are ashamed of their lack of intelligence: overwriting and using big words so people think they're smart, this paragraph is so wordy it made my eyes twitch

they were probably "curious" to see the neo-Nazi freaks who started a riot and got a woman killed and were on the verge of kicking you out

of the rogue's gallery here, we have:

two people involved with TradWorker (Str*k*r and Hovater)
four people involved with Charlottesville (Str*k*r, Enoch, Hovater, Conte)
one confirmed cuckold (Conte)

but don't worry guys, you can trust them THIS time

also lol at the "Central Committee," this is Marxist LARPing; TradWorker was also organized around democratic centralism in order to shut up dissenters and skeptics when the leadership makes stupid decisions, and proof that Str*k*r was never on the right, he's a racist commie

all of these clowns are soulless and deflated, dead eyes like a doll's eyes, utterly lifeless

also, since these dudes are gung-ho about the "pandemic," why aren't they wearing masks? why aren't they socially distancing? or are these aristocrats of the soul exempt from the rules?

for that matter, since Str*k*r says that this party meeting was held in the "Northeast," why wasn't it immediately raided by police for violating laws against large gatherings? 150-200 people in one room, no masks, no distancing: perfect way for the virus to spread, no?

I'm not sure whether Str*k*r is so autistic he can't describe normal human behavior in anything but the most clinical, sterile terms or this is just another attempt to fool people into thinking he has an IQ above 85

I'm sure this stupid clip reel of shit we already know is gonna be played on every TRS podcast now, just like how Richard Spencer obsessively plays that five-year-old NPI trailer at the beginning of all his streams because it reminds him of a time when he wasn't a total loser

I watched the video, Enoch just screams incoherently into the mic because he can't handle any kind of public engagement without pickling his brain in cheap vodka, he sounds identical to C*rt D**l*ttle

Mike Enoch is suffering from Korsakoff syndrome caused by his alcoholism and exacerbated by his obesity, his incoherent mumbling, sudden shifts in tone, inability to control his emotions, and glazed-over eyes point to serious cognitive decline, he will be Joe Biden in five years

also if you try to watch the video on the NJP website it's already been removed because they were hosting it on Internet Archive lmfao you cheap fucks couldn't spring for a better server

"Men, including myself, lost control of their inhibitions and began tearing their pants off to fuck each other. I roto-rooted Hovater's asshole, sieg heiling every 14th thrust until I detonated deep in his intestine.

"Catharsis."

The National Justice Party is pornography as politics. The eroticized manner in which Str*k*r writes reveals him and his ilk as ideological coomers. Their entire existence is spent masturbating, their politics just a veil for their dopamine addictions.

Further proof that NJP is just a cum shot masquerading as serious politics: they held a party meeting before even determining a platform. They were SO AMPED UP about being able to circle-jerk IRL that they don't even know what they stand for yet.

Good news: the draft platform talks about defending gun rights.

Bad news: still nothing about the "pandemic" and its destruction of liberty.

Ugly news: instead of repealing the Civil Rights Act, they want to turn whites into another aggrieved idpol group. MRA-level cringe.

yeah I don't think banning Jews from holding jobs or going to college is a "pro-social" policy that "transcend[s] left and right"

given the embarrassing track record of everyone on NJP's "Central Committee" (lmfao get bent, commies), the Age of Humiliation has just begun

overall cringe level: 8/10

I was highly entertained and I look forward to the NJP's next move so I have more cringe to dunk on