A Marine colonel on his way home from the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought, “Wow, the traffic is worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He noticed a police officer walking back & forth between the lines of cars so he rolled down his window& said, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replied, "The President is just so depressed about the thought of losing to Joe Biden that he stopped his motorcade
The officer replied, "The President is just so depressed about the thought of losing to Joe Biden that he stopped his motorcade
Lin the middle of the Beltway and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says everyone hates him & he doesn't have the money to pay the price demanded to swing the election. So I’m walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really?” said the colonel “How much have you collected so far?"
"So far about 300 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
"So far about 300 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
