One day, a spaceship landed in a farmer’s field.
A Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.
As a token of friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple to dinner.
A Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.
As a token of friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple to dinner.
After dinner, the Martian man explained that on Mars it was customary to swap partners as a token of friendship.
The farmer, not wanting to offend his alien neighbors, agreed.
The farmer, not wanting to offend his alien neighbors, agreed.
The Martian then man took the farmer’s wife into one bedroom while the farmer took the Martian woman into another.
They had been having sex for about an hour when the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife, “Well, how do you like having sex with a Martian? How does it feel?”
They had been having sex for about an hour when the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife, “Well, how do you like having sex with a Martian? How does it feel?”
The farmer’s wife replied “It needs to be a little bigger around.” So the Martian man twisted his right ear and presto, his penis became bigger around.
About an hour later, the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife again “How does it feel now?”
About an hour later, the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife again “How does it feel now?”
The farmer’s wife responded “I think it needs to be a little longer.”
So the Martian man twisted his left ear and presto, his penis became longer.
So the Martian man twisted his left ear and presto, his penis became longer.
The next morning after the aliens left the farmer & his wife were having coffee. The farmer asked, “How was the Martian man?” The farmer’s wife replied “Fine. And how about the Martian woman?”
The farmer replied, “That damn woman yanked on my fucking ears all night long!”
The farmer replied, “That damn woman yanked on my fucking ears all night long!”
