I'm gonna start with some links to tweets where we've talked about this topic in other TV shows for context, and then get into it.
1/prolly too many
We talked about "He's not my boyfriend" in The Old Guard.
I, a queer, can tell and appreciate that that scene was either directed or acted or both by a queer person. But I don't explain WHY I can tell.
Anyway again I don't explain, and this time I joke about it.
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Because Lucifer demonstrates the ABSENCE of things that it would be hard for me to explain the significance of the PRESENCE of to a het audience. 5/
I can tell because inaccurate assumptions made by unrepresentative decision-makers distracts from the plot of the show. 6/
My expectations going in were low because it is marketed in a way that centers and caricatures heterosexual desire in a way that I've frankly seen enough of. 7/
So, Lucifer is portrayed as het for all of Season 1 and most of Season 2.
He's had intimate conversations, and any suggestion that he ain't straight never comes up.
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And even if he and the detective never broached this, Maze has known Lucifer for thousands of years. It never comes up between THEM either. Hets, this is not how this goes.
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A guy. Luci is very free and easy in the admission and says something along the lines of "It's X year detective, get with the times."
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The way this was done signals "someone in a decision-making position objectified queerness and tried to throw it onto a character long after it would have come up."
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BUT, Lucifer's story IN PARTICULAR, and his personality IN PARTICULAR, are completely inconsistent with that never coming up and then suddenly, bam, male lover.
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The general way I've heard most people describe Lucifer's sexuality after having seen at least the first two seasons is "pan."
Gaydar exists, but it's not for what you think it's for. Discussion for another day.
Let's talk about pan vs bi. This is nuanced and different people offer different answers.
IN GENERAL, bi means "attracted to my gender and also a different gender." Doesn't have to be men + women, btw.
But GENDER, like sexuality, is also weird and fuzzy. So how do we distinguish "two" vs "all" and "same as me" gender vs "different" gender?
And is it ethical or necessary to try?
Bi folks tend to experience a relationship differently depending on the gender, and for pan folks it tends not to be a factor the same way.
I experience deep platonic and romantic feelings for men, but I don't wanna...you know.
Women, yes to all of it.
Those are different, not RANKED, but different experiences of love.
(I usually say gay because I want a committed relationship with all of it, so that limits the field.)
Even for bi folks who want all of it with people of their gender and another gender, "all of it" might FEEL different to them depending on gender.
Fuzz everywhere.
Based on how the actual character acts, pan isn't what I'd jump to.
Repressed pan character with no special powers in a heteronormative world, maybe. But pansexual The Literal Devil seems unlikely to me.
This show does not present Lucifer as pan in my view, which might be director error, but it seems like it wasn't the intention.
You're telling me that the supposedly queer ruler of hell who spent millenia torturing people acts like a repressed high school football player when presented with dick?
Who directed this?
(She tells Amenadiel that she has had sex with men and women, is how we officially learn)
Don't think I didn't notice that.
We get gay humans in some Starford parents, but we don't see a queer display of affection until Maze...
And it's supposed to be a joke for the audience. A joke! (And she flirts with Chloe in a het fashion in this display—we're gonna get to flirting modalities later).
It's not acceptable that TV allows het DA and not queer DA, full stop.
So I get it, but I'm'a say all queer representation and misrepresentation in this show is in bounds for this thread regardless of the reason for it.
These are both objectifying characteristics of queerness rather than presenting queer people on the show.
1. "Gaydar is real but it's not for what you think it's for"
...Even if NONE of them were out at the time. Why is this?
And who is safe, in a homophobic world? Other queer people.* Even if they're not out.
*With exceptions.
This is why queer people still agonize over whether their crush is queer or not. We can sorta tell if they're SAFE. Not if they're INTO us. That's not what gaydar is.
Those are called flags. We absolutely have them and use them. We have to keep changing them because het folks keep stealing them as trends.
BTW a lot of what hets call "gaydar" comes down to "presents as one gender w some % of sartorial choices redolent of a different gender," and that's not even a flag—it's a stereotype.
2. What's this about flirting modalities?
Yes, so
ALSO, when you grow up in a world where flirting with people you like is safe/acceptable, you're likely to flirt differently than people who grow up in a world where flirting with people they like can get them killed.
How many movies start with "boy wants girl, girl says no" and end with "boy gets girl?"
I didn't do research. Let's just say a fuckton.
Choosing not to understand consent results in success in these movies, which is gross AF and Hollywood deserves all kinds of blowback for that that they don't get.
*huff.* Moving on.
Het flirting in a heteronormative world is allowed to be kinda direct. That's acceptable.
Sure, some hets are shy. For sure, you might get rejected if you openly ask someone out.
You won't get killed. We are not the same.
So there's a dance.
This is why I've never gone into this with the other shows, I'm not sure how to explain it exactly and I don't want to be on the hook for articulating it exactly, but let's try an example.
If I like someone, I'll find a way to include something A LITTLE BIT personal in the conversation. Example, I dunno, something about my family. NEXT...
If they do, I'll share something a little more personal. An embarrassing moment or something.
I don't shoehorn it in, obviously. I find a good entree.
A few times through this, maybe now we're at the level where I'll share an endearing quality of an ex.
(yes, endearing. I have been lucky that I have only seriously dated good people. I wouldn't shit talk an ex anyway).
But?? This is so subtle?? It's just exactly like when people are becoming friends, Chelsea??
Yes. Because I do not KNOW this person is safe.
So, yeah, this style of "flirting" is hardly "flirting" and more "get to know the person and try to see if it's safe"
Btw, jokes about a marginalized groups are often rooted in that group's oppression even if the thing the joke's about is true.
Because I don't flirt like a het so they think I don't flirt at all.
it makes sense
don't overthink it
When Maze displays affection for Chloe at Starford:
1. It is fake.
2. It is overt (butt slapping in a crowd, general Maze-like speech/behavior).
3. The audience is supposed to laugh at it.
Not a good look for the first queer DA in the show.
3. "STRAIGHT UP QUEER people can ALSO have internalized homophobia and they can be DATING queer PARTNERS who they STILL HURT with it!"
Chelsea, what??
yes
Expecting a same sex partner to only spend time IN PRIVATE, whereas they'd be fine being seen in public with a different-sex partner, because the second is "respectable" and the first is not, or maybe
and so the same-sex partner should be extra nice and super flexy with their boundaries
That's low in any partnership, het ones too.
OK NOW BACK TO THE SHOW
There I said it
Look, here's the thing that makes Lucifer and Maze unique as characters to present as queer.
All the HUMAN excuses for why their sexualities would receive this wildly inconsistent representation don't apply to them. Here's why:
1. They haven't 100% figured it out yet
2. They risk consequences, such as being cast out or, as we have discussed, being killed.
But...
2. Lucifer is immortal. Mazikeen could die, but no HUMAN is gonna best her in a fight. Also, fear of being cast out? Remember: The Fallen Angel here, and a hell-demon.
I mean, I guess, unless God is homophobic. Which I really hope (and really think) the directors aren't trying to imply.