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I would’ve blocked the shit out of Socrates. That man could never just let people buy their goddamn fruit or sandals or whatever in peace.
“One bottle of olive oil please”
“You can have two for an extra drachma”
“Excusssssse me, have you considered the philosophical devaluing of labor by offering discounted goods.”
“Oh god that fucking guy again”
I am just exhausted of using twitter for arguments. Discussions? Yes. Thoughtful threads? Yes.
Someone deciding because they slightly disagree with you on a point they’re gonna tweet at you six times to provide them with more evidence?
That’s a Socrates.
How much time did Ancient Greek friend groups spend in a private sauna just going
“Fuckin Socrates”
“Yeah FUCK that guy.”
“Did you hear what he said to Demetrius yesterday?”
“Lemme guess was it that spiel about who will guard the whatever AGAIN?”
“I just tune his shit out.”
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