Tomorrow’s Wellygraph is a snapshot on the most extraordinary world. 1/ 
First, Boris claims the withdrawal agreement HE renegotiated and HE pushed through Parliament twice and HE demanded an election over was, actually, someone else’s. And he didn’t really read it.
Second, all those consequences were literally warned about, by the DUP, Commons, and every newspaper from here to Timbuktu, well before he made sure the withdrawal agreement which he hadn’t read and didn’t negotiate, became law.
In fact the GOVERNMENT ITSELF warned the extra admin of Boris’ Brexit deal would cost £7.5bn. Here it is: gov.uk/government/pub… 4/
Next, the public are being blamed for wilfully catching coronavirus by... following the PM’s increasingly hysterical demands and bribes to go to work, go on holiday, go to school, go to uni, go to the pub, go to restaurants... 5/
And finally, just what the fuck. £3bn, ah, what’s the point. 6/
Just extraordinary. Extraordinary. The newspaper of the Home Counties and retired colonels and Conservative Association chairwomen. Absolutely batshit. 🦇 💩/ends
