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Sep 18, 2020 16 tweets 9 min read Read on X
The 2020 Ig Nobels #ignobel have been announced and awarded!
improbable.com/ig-about/winne…

Some notable mentions -
Physics prize - Ivan Maksymov and Andriy Pototsky, for determining, experimentally, what happens to the shape of a living earthworm when one vibrates the earthworm at high frequency. nature.com/articles/s4159…

Gives an all together new meaning to the earthworm move.
PS - this is a damn cool paper. They have a theoretical model for modelling earthworm vibrations. Makes for good homework problems too. 😎 I might put an optical fibre on a vibrating plate now to see what happens... @im_sergei @MAChernysheva @Kudelinig what say?
Management prize - Five professional hitmen in Guangxi, China, who managed a contract for a hit job (a murder performed for money) - and sub-contracted it in cascade - and nobody actually performing the murder. usatoday.com/story/news/wor…

They could have made a killing. *Badumtss*
Medicine prize - For diagnosing a long-unrecognized medical condition: Misophonia, the distress at hearing other people make chewing sounds. doi.org/10.1371/journa…

The I-told-ya's are coming.
Peace prize - India and Pakistan governments, for having their diplomats surreptitiously ring each other’s doorbells in the middle of the night, and then run away before anyone had a chance to answer the door.

I thought this was an euphemism.

It's not. m.economictimes.com/news/defence/r…
Economics prize - For trying to quantify the relationship between different countries’ national income inequality and the average amount of mouth-to-mouth kissing. nature.com/articles/s4159…

Not particularly a fan of Fig. 2, but interesting research nonetheless.
And finally, saving the best for the last... 🥁 🥁 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁...
Medical Educational prize - Jair Bolsonaro, Boris Johnson, Narendra Modi, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, Alexander Lukashenko, Donald Trump, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Vladimir Putin, and Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, for...
...using the Covid-19 viral pandemic to teach the world that politicians can have a more immediate effect on life and death than scientists and doctors can.
Take a bow Ig Nobel Committee. Take. a. bow.

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Sep 6, 2020
In managing @MSCActions @AIPTMultiply, I shuttled between organizing Calls, emails, writing reports and science. To streamline I used a few productivity tools and techniques. Not surprisingly, these also helped with my science projects. Here are 7 which I found most impactful -
(1/7) To-do lists - When a project is well-defined, it essentially comes down to planning daily/weekly towards the deliverables and milestones. I preferred making a daily list.

Tip - if you think you have enough items to take you till lunch, stop. There's enough on your plate.
(2/7) Eisenhower matrices - The key to productivity is not time but priority management. Ike matrices are really good for reviewing and prioritizing your to-do list.

Tip - when prioritizing, see which items have Pareto returns (20% effort, 80% task advance). Do these first.
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Dec 11, 2019
Our paper – ‘Analysis of laser radiation using the Nonlinear Fourier transform’ is now available online with @NatureComms at nature.com/articles/s4146…

@mortezakamalian and I contributed equally to this work. @AstonPhotonics

Quick thread of results… 1/8
@NatureComms @mortezakamalian @AstonPhotonics 2/8 We make full-field real-time measurements of mode-locked pulses using the I-Q coherent detection technique (nature.com/articles/nphot…), and calculate the eigenvalue spectrum of the pulses using the Zakharov-Shabat spectral approach. This directly reveals coherent features.
@NatureComms @mortezakamalian @AstonPhotonics 3/8 We reconstruct the round-trip time resolved spatio-temporal dynamics of the laser (see nature.com/articles/ncomm…) and correspondingly obtain the round-trip time resolved eigenvalue spectra.
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