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Staying in the NCCF family house was a product of garnished programmes and varieties as well as the interdenominational acceptance of Christians across the country.
Sebi you remembered that I said cooking almost landed me in trouble in the previous episode, it wasn't funny at all.
There was an evening that we were to make Eba and fry fish. I picked frying of fish because of the obvious benefit of keeping my mouth busy afterwards, not knowing that danger looms.
After setting the fire and putting vegetable oil into the pot, I realised that the fishes had not been salted so I decided to pick the salt cup from the cabinet in the main kitchen.
As I was leaving, my leg hit the firewood and that made the hot pot and oil lose their balance. Unfortunately, the oil spilled and touch two persons in the kitchen and while they were moaning in pains, they poured away the fishes to be fried.
I quickly touched my leg in pretence that I was also injured by the spilled hot oil. So I enjoyed the treatment and pity given to others without anyone blaming me.
Meanwhile, some programmes of the house were very fascinating. Most especially, Varieties Night which gives the opportunity to show talents. Apart from being a comedian, I was part of the WAKA NEWS CREW.
Waka News served the role of broadcasting house matters by secretly sneaking in on NCCF house members and exposing the unthinkables about them on issues like dating, malice, welfare issues and the likes.
David Otuya known as Sub-Marine was the Chief broadcaster. The waka news adopted pidgin English and usually used tension soaked headlines with funny news stories.
I met Goriola Adio, a graduate of Systems Engineering from UNILAG and a guru in Chess and Scrabble. I owe him for teaching me both and for exposing me to technical areas on laptop usage.
The most enjoyable moment of my stay in NCCF family house was Christmas and new year celebrations. I overchop. Even food know say I chop am.
One of my PPA was St John of God Secondary school, Awka. It consisted of girls only. Uhmn. My eyes saw a lot. May we not fall into temptation.
Let's do this next week.
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