Thread by @CognitiveVerb

Long time ago Rachel and Premier Dan,
Were QandA-ing down a long and tedious Press Conference.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny text message.
In the middle of Rachel’s phone.
And it said:
"Ask the best question in the world, or I'll eat your soul.
#TenaciousD

Well Rachel and the Premier, looked at each other,
And they each said. "Okay."
And she asked the first thing that came to her head,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Question in the World, it was The Best Question in the World.
#vicpol #COVID19Victoria

Look into her eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the quarantine fails and the pandemic doth grow
And the elderly doth go

Needless to say, the Premier was stunned.
Quizzical went his moon face,
And the Premier was done.
He asked Rachael: "(snort) Be you from Canberra?"
And she said, "Nay. I am but NewsLimited."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Question in the World, no.
This is just a transcript.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Question in the World, no, no.
This is a transcript, oh, to The Greatest Question in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Question in the World,

All right! It was the best muthafuckin' greatest Question in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The question she asked on that fateful press conference it didn't actually sound
Anything like this transcript.
This is just a transcript! You gotta believe it!

And I wish @andrewprobyn was there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!