So today, one guy (MisterNigerD) said the only place Dr Funmi is winning is on Twitter. He claimed Dr Funmi has lost his job and license in real life.
Many people don drag the guy for morning 😂
Yankee Twitter be doing the most
2.
Not long after, one guy(Heartbeat) said his babe is a bad person for collecting money from his mother after making her hair.
While the guy said she is foolish, the babe told him that it's her hustle, say na so she dey get her own 2k from site😂
3.
It didn't even get to 12 noon before one tweep(Akor) called most Nigerian girls "Prostitutes" in a tweet he tweeted....
"According to Oxford dictionary, most Nigerian girls are into prostitution but they call it relationship"
Yunno 9ja babes nau, Dem don drag the guy tire😂
4.
Arewa tweep (Usman) posted a picture of one babe captioned
"I love this girl deep in my heart, anytime I message her she doesn't want to respond. Can someone advise me on what to do with this situation?"
Babe replied with
"Bro I don’t love u pls can u stop doing this? "
😭
Ad-Break!🔥
Use Jalin herbal and satisfy your babe oo.
I no wan hear say person use knacks carry your babe.
Aproko Doctor advised against unnecessary sex, one(Ada) jumped on it saying sex will always lead to men's downfall.
That's how one(Ifeanyi) vexly replied her..
"And whats the quickest road to a woman's downfall? Everytime "men's downfall". Women, una dey even rise at all?"
6.
Sars shot and killed a guy today in Delta State, those guys in black still took the dead guys Lexus Jeep and drove away😩
Twitter influencer(ObongRoviel) said the only problem he has in his life is the fact that Davido is the poorest among his siblings.
One guy said...
"No wonder, poor people make the loudest noise"
Some one replied him with...
"That's why you have to reduce your volume"
8.
One Instagram influencer (Demilade) was dragged here by a tweep(Vera) who claimed she gave her merch to Demilade to wear, take pictures and promote, this is the 3rd week now she has been calling, Demilade no post and she no wan pick call.
See cruise😂😂😂
9.
(SwitOpe) came and said Sars slapped a soldier!
"Soldier wasn’t wearing his uniform 😂😭. Now he has showed his ID card and he’s making phone calls. They don carry am enter corner now to be begging but baba no gree 😭"
I can imagine what happened to the Sars guy 😂😂😂
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Mazi said it's now difficult for him to wear flashy clothes outside because of Sars, Attacker of Feminist coven (Ebelee) replied him...
"Welcome to our world. Not so fun being on the receiving end now is it ? Cry me a damn river"
Werey think say Sars slap na Gender based
Today has been Violent online and offline.
Feminist coven have shown they are ready for the weekend.
We hope shepeteri Twitter doesn't bring a false news🤲🏻
"Just got slapped by sars now, and I can't find my bread"
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Hello Habibi, yk the cold weather that comes with this rainy season doesn’t last long anymore because someone is always coming to heat up the TL. 🥲
This week, it was Burna boy that came to burn down the whole TL. As usual, fasten your seatbelts.
2.
Davido didn’t even take his wedding clothes off before he went to fight for custody of his child Imade with Sophia Momodu.
As Davido is using legal step to drag Imade from one hand, Sophia is also dragging her from the other hand but that’s not the main part of this thread.
3.
After wedding, Davido and his wife Chioma left Nigeria for their honeymoon and while they were travelling…
A concerned fan advised Burna boy to also get married and he even used Davido as a good example and that’s where problem started.
The problem started when people made “No gree for anybody” their new year resolution bringing imbalance to our social space as no one was ready to be the bigger person.
Sit tight as I walk you through the valley of shadow of vawulence.
2.
We shall open this years gist with DJ Cuppy, do you copy?
After leaving Twitter influencer (AsiwajuLerry) for British boxer (Ryan Taylor)
Lerry decided to curb tribalism a little as he went on to date an Igbo girl (Amara)
That’s where problem started.
3.
Everybody moved on till the British boxer fought his way out of the relationship.
Months later, Aunty Cuppy cupped Casamigo that Wizkid kept for his Amigos before coming to tweet…
“Hiiiiiii it’s me again 🥹 AsiwajuLerry”
That’s how Twitter people dragged her and her dogs
Omo, where do I start from? Which one I wan talk, which one go remain?
In the morning while mourning Mohbad’s death, TwitterNg experienced a volcanic eruption of chaos that spread like wildfire causing many casualties.
2.
Many conspiracy theories sprang up after Mohbads death but the one that gained more attention was when Sam Lerry sorry Sam Larry and his boys harassed Mohbad at a video shoot.
Sam Larry could have come and explained what happened to us but..
3.
Video of Sam Larry bullying Mohbad at a video shoot
Omoo! Even with the high price of fuel, some people have vowed to drive to the end of the earth to scatter anything that looks like peace.
Featuring on todays gist is Caramel, Precious Gaza, and Papaya Ex.
Grab your popcorn and sit tight.
2.
Shortly after we heard that Caramel relationship bundle with her then boyfriend (Manny) expired, she went out and we saw a video were she was mentioning all the brands she was wearing except the dress because it was a Nigerian brand and that’s where the problem started.
3.
One lady (Rucchy) drank energy drink before coming online to say that it’s her that gave Caramel the dress oo, that she gave her and they agreed Caramel will tag her.
So basically, her plan was to use caramel as toppings for her business.
The lovely people of Ekiti state took it upon themselves to put smiles on the faces of Nigerians in this Tinubu price fuel era.
Their first comedy show was done in a kitchen hosted by Chef Dammy. Let me tell you how it went..
2.
Few days after Hilda Baci’s cookathon that all of us were waiting for Guiness people to certify her, chef Dammy and her pastor said they want to break Hilda’s record by doing 120 hours cookathon.
Sorry for the laugh but na there wahala start
3.
Dammy and her pastor brought inevitable chaos to TwitterNg as some people said “Go Dammy, go Dammy” that the record doesn’t belong to Hilda’s family.
Another set said Dammy is just wasting her time.
Some people even said Police should go and pack Dammy and her people.