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SMALLIE

Oct 3, 2020 • 16 tweets • 7 min read • Read on X

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1.

So today, one guy (MisterNigerD) said the only place Dr Funmi is winning is on Twitter. He claimed Dr Funmi has lost his job and license in real life.
Many people don drag the guy for morning 😂

Yankee Twitter be doing the most

2.

Not long after, one guy(Heartbeat) said his babe is a bad person for collecting money from his mother after making her hair.

While the guy said she is foolish, the babe told him that it's her hustle, say na so she dey get her own 2k from site😂

3.

It didn't even get to 12 noon before one tweep(Akor) called most Nigerian girls "Prostitutes" in a tweet he tweeted....

"According to Oxford dictionary, most Nigerian girls are into prostitution but they call it relationship"

Yunno 9ja babes nau, Dem don drag the guy tire😂

4.

Arewa tweep (Usman) posted a picture of one babe captioned
"I love this girl deep in my heart, anytime I message her she doesn't want to respond. Can someone advise me on what to do with this situation?"

Babe replied with
"Bro I don’t love u pls can u stop doing this? "
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5.

Aproko Doctor advised against unnecessary sex, one(Ada) jumped on it saying sex will always lead to men's downfall.
That's how one(Ifeanyi) vexly replied her..

"And whats the quickest road to a woman's downfall? Everytime "men's downfall". Women, una dey even rise at all?"

6.

Sars shot and killed a guy today in Delta State, those guys in black still took the dead guys Lexus Jeep and drove away😩

#EndSARS

7.

Twitter influencer(ObongRoviel) said the only problem he has in his life is the fact that Davido is the poorest among his siblings.
One guy said...
"No wonder, poor people make the loudest noise"

Some one replied him with...
"That's why you have to reduce your volume"

8.

One Instagram influencer (Demilade) was dragged here by a tweep(Vera) who claimed she gave her merch to Demilade to wear, take pictures and promote, this is the 3rd week now she has been calling, Demilade no post and she no wan pick call.

See cruise😂😂😂

9.

(SwitOpe) came and said Sars slapped a soldier!
"Soldier wasn’t wearing his uniform 😂😭. Now he has showed his ID card and he’s making phone calls. They don carry am enter corner now to be begging but baba no gree 😭"

I can imagine what happened to the Sars guy 😂😂😂

10

Mazi said it's now difficult for him to wear flashy clothes outside because of Sars, Attacker of Feminist coven (Ebelee) replied him...
"Welcome to our world. Not so fun being on the receiving end now is it ? Cry me a damn river"

Werey think say Sars slap na Gender based

Today has been Violent online and offline.

Feminist coven have shown they are ready for the weekend.

We hope shepeteri Twitter doesn't bring a false news🤲🏻
"Just got slapped by sars now, and I can't find my bread"

I come in peace but I'll be here for the Violence 🔥🤟🏻

In respect to the fight against Sars,some apps have been recommended just incase of emergencies 🔥

All these Rubbish needs to stop!!!!
#EndSARS #SarsAlert

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