PADDINGTON AND THE PET SEMETARY

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SHIRLEY JACKSON'S THE POKEMON LOTTERY

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CLIFFORD THE BIG REDRUM

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MARMADEAD

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THE LAST MOUSE ON THE LEFT

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PHANTOM OF THE GYMBOREE

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THE EXORSITTER

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ONE FISH
TWO FISH
RED FISH
OH GOD WE HAVE TO CLOSE AMITY BEACH FISH

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WORLD WAR A-Z, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SLAY WITH ME

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ARE YOU THERE, GODZILLA? IT’S ME, MOTHRA.

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Hey, #KidFriendlyHorror horror is trending in the US...
THE PINE BOXCAR CHILDREN

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8 Oct
Okay, I am about to tell a bit of a story.

You're going to want to be prepared for this, fair warning.
Seriously, this is quite emotional.

It's about a little boy who fell in love with superheroes at a very young age.
His name is Zaadii, he's Navajo, and when he was just three years old, his sister got a FROZEN cape.

At the same time, he discovered the BATMAN syndicated tv show, the Adam West one, and he decided that superheroes were EVERYTHING.

So, he stole the cape every chance he got.
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Okay, so this is the coolest.

My friends at @TheDeckofMany, who created the astoundingly beautiful and successful #Humblewood campaign setting, have come up with a new one, a creepy, whimsical RPG setting called HECKNA.

The kickstarter is in its last 17 hours.

BUT...:)

cont.
They asked for $20k and have raised almost $600,000 already. WOW!

Here's the fun part. If they make their last stretch goal, I will write a graphic novel in their setting, drawn by a SUPERSTAR artist.

I am so excited by this, it is SCARY and FUNNY.

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If you signed up for their fantastic #HUMBLEWOOD setting, you know the quality of the work they do. The books are like museum pieces. There's tiers for every budget.

But what really excites me is the setting. Take your D&D characters to a bizarre, surreal carnival...LOOK! ImageImageImage
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6 Oct
I have a weird theory that sounds incredibly goofy but might actually be significant.

It involves Bronson Pinchot.
Okay, this is a bit silly sounding. But I think it might actually also be meaningful, so bear with me (no pun intended).

If there are holes in this theory, happy to hear them. But I think I'm onto something.

It's about movies we loved as kids.

Here we go.
I think we have almost all experienced it if you have a soul at all. We've all had a move we loved as a kid or teen, that when we watch it a decade or more later, we find really cringe-inducing moments. It may be misogyny, it may be racism, transphobia is weirdly common...
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If the Hobbit were written today, the dwarves would be hoarding a big trove of exposure.
🎶🎶🎶
Frodo of the nine friend list

WHY IS HE UNLIKED?

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
Okay, so, I have been looking with avaricious eyes at the Nat20 Dice Books from @Nat20_DiceBox, they are gorgeous books that fold open to reveal a dice tray...and they went and MADE ME ONE.

Holy crap, look at it! Dragonburndesigns.com
This will be in my grubby hands early next week!

It’s in walnut, so it will match the gaming table we have coming!

I’m sorry, but I am now officially too fancy for normal RPG gaming.

One must attire appropriately and extend a pi okie when killing orcs!
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24 Sep
Okay, you remake the Lord of the Rings with Muppets.

Obviously,

Kermit - Bilbo

And his nephew Robin is Frodo.

What other Muppet gets cast as which LOTR character?

Please use hashtag

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But he has to be Beorn, right?
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