I was a PA on The Apprentice which feels like saying “I went to art school with Hitler”.
To be honest, it was the least amount work I’ve ever had on a job, because I was assigned to “Team Trump.”
Every cast member had a team consisting of camera, audio, asst camera, and PA, who handled releases. I was that for Trump’s team.
The first day everyone gathers to shoot Trump, Ivanka, and Andrew Dice Clay or whoever, give the challenge to the teams. He arrives shoots it, then bounces.
Someone turns to me and says “yeah here’s the thing, he doesn’t really do anything? So you don’t really have to do anything? Because there no one to release? So you can just like... leave? Don’t leave the state or anything but... yeah go do whatever.
So every day I’d show up in the morning, say hi to everyone else who would spend the day running around filming Joan Rivers sell hotdogs in Times Sq or what have you, and I would just be sitting in central park eating a sandwich or visiting my friends at their jobs.

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Listen here motherfucker. I saw Episode 1-3 in theaters. I sat through shit you couldn’t imagine. Jar-Jar Binks. BackFlipping Yoda. Midichloreans. Space diners. That’s right, a FUCKING SPACE DINER. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE-
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