I was a PA on The Apprentice which feels like saying “I went to art school with Hitler”.
To be honest, it was the least amount work I’ve ever had on a job, because I was assigned to “Team Trump.”
Every cast member had a team consisting of camera, audio, asst camera, and PA, who handled releases. I was that for Trump’s team.
The first day everyone gathers to shoot Trump, Ivanka, and Andrew Dice Clay or whoever, give the challenge to the teams. He arrives shoots it, then bounces.
Someone turns to me and says “yeah here’s the thing, he doesn’t really do anything? So you don’t really have to do anything? Because there no one to release? So you can just like... leave? Don’t leave the state or anything but... yeah go do whatever.
So every day I’d show up in the morning, say hi to everyone else who would spend the day running around filming Joan Rivers sell hotdogs in Times Sq or what have you, and I would just be sitting in central park eating a sandwich or visiting my friends at their jobs.
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I've decided to calculate exactly how long after their excellent adventure with Bill and Ted each historical figure died a horrific death. Here are the results. <1/?>
After having a most excellent time with Bill and Ted, Billy the Kid was returned back to New Mexico in the year 1879. 2 years later he was shot in the chest at the age of 22.
Socrates, seen here gliding on his stomach at the San Dimas Mall, died 11 years later after drinking poison.
Oh no! Your Star Wars had some “inconsistencies”? So sad.
Listen here motherfucker. I saw Episode 1-3 in theaters. I sat through shit you couldn’t imagine. Jar-Jar Binks. BackFlipping Yoda. Midichloreans. Space diners. That’s right, a FUCKING SPACE DINER. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE-
No, this isn’t a screenshot from a 1998 PC game that came in a cereal box. This shit was what I had to sit through. You get beautiful, imaginative fight sequences on salt sprinkled red planets. I got space diner. Go fuck yourself.
Aww, you didn’t get enough Luke Skywalker as you wanted??? So sad! You bastards, I sat through 9 hours spread out over the better part of a decade to see Darth Vader and when he finally showed up he basically only said one word.