Thread by @BroStreetJoy

1/ THE MISSING CHILDREN OF THE PIED PIPER

Alright, time for me to straight-up sling some BS around & see if anything sticks

For any who don’t know, Pied Piper was based on a likely true story

Except there weren’t rats

Just a whole bunch of missing children in a town, ~1284

2/ If you read the first images, there are theories that seem like automatic BS

-Black Plague (50 years later)
-All these children were just “sent away at once (right)
-Children’s Crusade (which ended in most being sold to slavery; possible)

Most of these don’t ring true to me

3/ So my focus is going to be on other things, primarily:

-Looking at sacrificial locations (it is, after all, in Germany in the 13th Century)

-Global happenings

-Where everyone should look first when children go missing: the Catholic Church

Let’s start with sacrificial spots

4/ SACRIFICIAL/RELIGIOUS LOCATIONS

The Children all went missing from a town called Hamelin, Germany

In 1284, theoretically people could travel quite a distance. That said, if you’re a lunatic bl00d cult, you want to keep your victims alive for their final destination

So...

5/-it follows (if we assume this is the real story) they’d want to be within traveling distance

The problem is we’re not limited to walking, or even horses/carts:

Because Hamelin is w/in 100 miles of the North Sea

If it was only slave trade, why would they only hit Hamelin?

6/ But ohhhh snap, what’s that?

You may recall, the rats were driven into the river & drowned-

(the part of the story only added 300 years later)

-wait, *a river* you say?

Yes, the Weser River

Which flows 280 miles from the South TO the North Sea

THAT makes travel easier

7/ In other words, perhaps people needed to WATCH THE WATER even in the 13th century

Transporting 130 children sounds like something that would best be done by boat

Some people claim the children were taken to pagan hills (we’ll return to that)

But back to the WATER

8/ While I’m on the Weser, apparently there was a pagan sacrificial area right near there

I’ll get to more of the options here but I want to focus on one other thing:

They frequently refer to many of these sacrificial locations as

Groves

Why does that sound familiar?

9/ I’m taking a break & calling it a night

But the River Weser>North Sea

...could easily be a 13th century GhisIaine sub leading to any of the most awful human sa/crif!ce locations in the Nordic regions (think: Ar/yan & Pagan)

Coming up:

-Evergreens
-Transylvania
-the Popes🤮

10/ Alright, continuing

Let’s cover what’s above on the Pied Piper

-based on True Story

-130 kids disappeared from town in 1284

-Rats were added 300 years later

-There’s a river that runs to the North Sea

-Germany is pagan-heavy

I promised more lay ahead:

11/ Transylvania first

Famous for (of course) vampirism

Now, there’s not much here except for name similarities & a macabre link between what we know now about millenia old bIood cuIts

(Note again the reference to Koppelberg Hills & caves)

But, you know where T-vania was?

12/ It was like a Venn Diagram of present-day Hungary & Romania

If you look at photo #2, that’s a HELL of a long way to travel with 130 kids in 1284

That’s a hell of a long way to travel any way other than by air or by boat

Now -

13/ I cannot see anyone - whether a slaver or Bathary-type psycho (she was from Hungary, BTW) - stealing 130 kids (& only kids)

from a single town

All the way from Northern Germany to even the closest border of Transylvania

Maybe if kids were disappearing from every town...

14/- then I might see it

But they’d lose half at least from the travel

The rational part of me doesn’t see any sense to this

& yes, I know we shouldn’t apply modern thinking to older times

but nothing about this theory makes sense to have kids travel this distance alone

15/ EVERGREENS

So, why mention Evergreen?

This never got traction when I mentioned it (several thousand followers ago)

but I found a pretty solid match for a “non-standard definition” connected to depopulation

Evergreen Wicca

16/ The founder of Evergreen Wicca believed the world was

Overpopulated with inferior souls

Sound like anyone we know?

But this is more than just tying into witches

Perhaps some of you are already thinking of Christmas trees

& their pagan origins

What about them?

17/ What did the pagans use evergreens for?

Something to smear bIood on after a sacrifice

Often in - as I mentioned above - special Groves

That sounds REALLY familiar, doesn’t it?

Tie it to the depopulation plans of Evergreen Wiccan

& we’re ready to look at the next part