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Finally Trump spotted aimlessly wandering the halls of the White House. Image
Donald said he was so high on life that he couldn't find the CAPS LOCK on his phone. So it took him all day and yesterday to type this. Image

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9 Oct
You may why I am able to predict things with great confidence. I am a former marketing guy trained to sniff out emerging trends and black swans. I knew Trump was toast and now even Florida seniors are digging up cobblestones to toss at Humpty Dumpty. pewresearch.org/politics/2020/…
I knew Trump was going to win in October of 2016 because Clinton was in a bubble and screwing up. I got a spidey tingle when I saw Trump mishandling Covid in Feb and when Mattis dog whistled in May it mean that the polite and quiet majority had enough. washingtonpost.com/opinions/james…
There are some #fuckery options. Barr could indict Biden Jr, Joe might get poisoned by Vlad, a comet might hit the White House but I predict we are on track for a huge voter turnout and great relief after popping the angry Orange Boil that has infected America.
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9 Oct
One of the most interesting developments has been the democratization of media during Covid. Killing the old movie theater/studio model and making everyone part of the entertainment matrix. This is a positive paradigm shift.
This global unification has been a contrarian trend to the gloom and doom of traditional media. I see great things coming this Christmas as people realize they can have fun and share their talent to uplift those in need of a smile or some hope.
YouTube has become a great "college" to understand the audio/video equipment needed and tech requirements to put together live multi media events. Podcasts, streamers and pundits are now major draws with monetization at certain thresholds.
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8 Oct
Bunny Banger and Trump bagman Elliott Broidy gets indicted for his least Trumpish crime. George Nader gets bottom bunk. apnews.com/article/donald…
The public knows full well that the two Arab dictatorships were using Nader and then Broidy to get cozy with Trump. Gonna guess BribeCrime was involved. One must ask why the FBI doesn't read the NYTimes. Or check Donalds' couch for loose change. nytimes.com/2018/03/21/us/…
The best part is that with Nader and Broidy out of the way all the dirty money began to flow through Clown Prince Jared. Who did MBS a solid by letting him shake down plotters and kill folks who didn't agree with child dictators who came to power in coups. vanityfair.com/news/2018/05/j…
Read 6 tweets
8 Oct
Defund fire! Vote twice! A coup! Arrest them all! TwitterScreams the Muddled Mango Mussolini from his bunker!
The BunkerBitch won't come out of his corner for Round Two. apnews.com/article/electi…
I love old movies...they explain stuff.....
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8 Oct
Right wing groups are one FBI informant bomb plan away from indictments. There is a noticeable time lag in FBI investigations as agents go slo mo on numerous investigations. Insiders are set tho. So faith and patience in law enforcement. bellingcat.com/news/2020/09/2…
It's all about the penetration. nytimes.com/2020/03/07/us/…
It's an interesting time... as all, and I mean all, of the bizarre groups, creepy individuals, icky deals and criminal activities set up under Trump and Jared are now about to be dumped into the public domain. Question is how hard will Biden go on them?
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8 Oct
The war in Afghanistan began in 1979 when Carter began the secret war. The secret to ending wars is to remember how you started them. nypost.com/2020/10/07/us-…
Trump's clumsy surrender to the Beach Talibs in Doha may go down in history as the most meaningless ending of any American war in history. nbcnews.com/news/world/tru…
Americans' have been in Afghanistan since the 50's. We helped build the irrigations system that became the poppy fields that spawned the heroin trade. Today heroin travels all the way to Southern Africa, America and across Asia. theguardian.com/news/2018/jan/…
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