Right now Mike Pence is sitting alone in the dark in his dressing room, silently weeping from his bloody eyes, listening to his favorite Milli Vanilli album, updating his resume, and wishing he were the fly.
- Calls in to Hannity show and sounds like death warmed over
- Coughing and wheezing
- Admits he's tested positive again
- Tries to incite more violence against Gretchen Whitmer
- #StopTrumpsTerror
- Trump is going to prison
- It's still only 11pm
- Tries to incite more violence against Gretchen Whitmer
- Trump is a terrorist
- Mike Pence cancels events
- Trickily worded statement about not testing positive
- These clowns are falling to pieces
- Trump is going to prison
- It's still only 10pm
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- Pelosi pushes for 25th Amendment
- Trump goes berserk about it
- Mike Pence cancels all events and heads home to DC
- Does Pence have coronavirus?
- Or is he replacing Trump?
- Trump is going to prison
- If he makes it that long
- It's still only 5pm
Trump just posted five berserk tweets about the 25th Amendment in the past half hour. If Nancy Pelosi was looking to get under his skin and get him to completely implode, it's working already.