Thread by @HNIJohnMiller

1) Alright, fuckos. I'm starting to get pissed off.

Because apparently whenever the 25th amendment is brought up people feel the innate desire to become retarded.

When Pelosi recovers from her alcohol induced coma for 5 minutes to do some meaningless gesture, the same happens.

2) I'm going to lay this out as simply as I can.

The House creates commissions.

Commissions are collections of House Members, private citizens, or a mix of both.

They have exactly zero power. None. Nada. Jack Diddly Fucking Shit. NOTHING.

3) Do you know what else a commission doesn't have?

Any influence over the Senate.

Sure, they can include Senators. But they can't compel membership. Membership in a commission does not excuse or take priority over any other duties. And the Senators have even LESS power in them

4) As such, THIS COMMISSION HAS EXACTLY ZERO IMPACT ON THE SENATE SCHEDULE FOR ACB'S CONFIRMATION.

NONE.

NADA.

JACK

FUCKING

SHIT

SERIOUSLY.

NONE.

5) "Oh, but maybe senators will skip the meetings for ACB's nomination and deny the Judiciary committee a quorum?"

Do you know what else they could do?

Just fucking refuse to attend the committee meetings.

They don't need a commission meeting as an excuse to do that.

6) And do you know how much power a House Commission have over the 25th amendment?

JACK

FUCKING

SHIT.

7) A commission can issue a report and say, "We have video evidence of the president speaking in tongues, smearing crap on the wall, and dancing naked under the moonlight fucking raccoons."

How much impact does that have on the 25th amendment?

JACK.

FUCKING.

SHIT.

8) Do you know what's standing in their way?

Pence.

Pence alone means that they can't throw Trump out.

Period.

It takes Pence and a majority of cabinet members or 'another body as congress may by law provide' which congress fucking hasn't so it doesn't mean shit.

9) Could they 25th amendment biden? Sure. But a commission doesn't fucking do that. Harris does. Harris and a majority of the hypothetical biden cabinet or 'another body as congress may by law provide' which I will reiterate congress fucking hasn't.

10) There is one fucking reason the Democrats are doing this.

Judas Fucking Goats.

11) They believe, their pollsters lead them to believe, the MSM helps them believe, that if they do ANOTHER ROUND OF HEARINGS, that THIS TIME, they'll gaslight America into thinking Trump is deranged and create public pressure to have Pence toss Trump out.

12) This plan is flawed for 2 reasons.

First, THEY ALREADY TRIED THIS. On top of that, THEY ALREADY TRIED TO IMPEACH TRUMP ONCE AND IT DIDNT WORK.

On top of THAT, NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY ATTENTION TO MORE FUCKING HEARINGS.

MOST PEOPLE DIDNT PAY ATTENTION TO IMPEACHMENT.

13) Fourth or fifth or whatever the fuck of all, PENCE WON'T CRACK.

PENCE IS TRUMP'S RIDE OR DIE.

Finally, PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT.

No one wants to give the Dems another fucking second of their attention.

People just want the nonstop politics to FUCKING END.

14) Seriously. We're all fucking tired of it.

You are. YOU KNOW you are.

You know ever since Bill got a Blowie from Lewinski that you've been tired of Washington DC being the focal point of the fucking news. How 9/11 fucking cemented that in place for us. How its shoved at us.

15) AMERICA IS FUCKING TIRED. We're over it.

And a commission to do more fucking hearings that the MSM will insist we watch dramatic clips of is going to make us turn the fucking TV's off.

No one wants to watch any more of this shit. You KNOW you don't. No one does.

16) The only people actually cheering this shitshow on are fucking maniacs, insane idiots with barely any understanding of how the federal government works (or doesn't) and thinks its current leviathan-orobouros-bastard incest baby iteration is a good start.

17) The commission will fall flat on its face and die ignored.

Pelosi will reveal herself to be utterly useless again.

And eventually, one day, Washington DC will die in a nuclear fucking holocaust and we can all burn down the IRS in one big kumbaya song and dance number.

/end