There is this restaurant. It's quite popular, especially for its Tandoori Chicken dish.
The restaurant owners ask their chefs to add copious amounts of masala to the dish, to make it more delectable.
Customers flock to it for that reason.
Another restaurant opens up in the neighborhood, and it wants to sell Tandoori Chicken too!
This particular restaurant decides to add some food coloring to it, along with the copious amounts of masalas.
Customers are impressed and then they start flocking to the new one!
And then another restaurant opens up nearby, and this one wants to sell Tandoori Chicken too!
Clearly, there's a lot of demand for it. Or so they assume.
This restaurant uses masalas, adds food color but also gives salad on the side as a bonus.
Customers now flock to this one!
The third restaurant is now considered to be the best Tandoori Chicken place in the neighborhood. The owners are greedy people tho, they want MORE customers.
MOAAR!
So they pay off a few people to put up fake reviews on food delivery apps and increase their rating.
It works!
MOAR customers flock to the third restaurant, more Tandoori Chicken is sold than ever before.
CHA-CHING!
Until, one fine day, this ratings scam gets busted. As it turns out, the second restaurant was also rigging the ratings system to get customers too. Sad.
But here's the thing, customers want Tandoori chicken. They are addicted to it. It's like MAAL for them.
Can't live without it.
And these customers really don't care who is rigging what system until they get their daily fix of delectable Tandoori Chicken!
Third restaurant slowly dies out though.
The ratings scam is too much bad publicity and the customers get a bit reluctant to buy Tandoori Chicken from this one.
BUT... The rigged system remains riggable.
Restaurants continue serving Tandoori Chicken.
Customers keep coming.
- Dalit woman is gangraped by upper caste men, begs for justice and dies
- Police refuse to accept it as a rape case
- Police burn woman's body in dead of the night without consent of family.
- Media stopped from talking to the family
- Videos emerge of DM threatening family to change their statement
- Entire village put in lockdown
- Elected MPs prevented from meeting family and roughed up by the police
- Highways blocked to prevent entry to the village
- Rally is held by upper caste people in support of the rapists
- Police allow this event to happen despite section 144
- Private phone call between journalist & victim's brother is recorded & leaked to a propaganda blog.
And it doesn't seem like it's ending anytime soon.
Crazy scenes from Rajya Sabha emerging this afternoon where division vote was denied for MPs.
Yet another day, when it's proven that, this govt is not interested in debate or discussion. Now it's not even interested in voting tbh.
BJP supporters will have a predictable reaction to this whole thing:
1) Opposition should be dealt with like this only. (Those unruly elements!) 2) Historic day, Historic bill, jai Modiji. 3) UPA did the same thing during Telangana formation. (So we will do it too yay!)
Don't fall for it.
Going by the visuals emerging from Rajya Sabha, it's clear the Farm Bill was bulldozed through because they knew there is more opposition to it than support.
Now only chest beating and screaming "WE DID IT! FOR THE FARMERS!" loudly is the plan.