Thread by @RedWhiteBlue4Me

1) I now claim trademark & service use on the phrase:
Let Me Be Clear™, as it has been abused by Democrat politicians for far too long. It is almost always followed by gibberish, propaganda & blatant untruths. The twisting of it to convey exact opposite meaning is an affront...

2) ...An affront & insult to voter intelligence everywhere. It is sad that I have been forced to take this measure on behalf of the electorate, but as Democrat politicians from Obama to Biden to AOC have continually violated the time honored “Let Me Be Clear™” phrase and...

3) ...as the MSM also neglects it’s duty to fact check anything following the Let Me Be Clear™ utterance by Left Wing politicians, this unfortunate step had to be taken to protect free dialogue & the lexicon of the Republic. This may seem patently absurd to some, but it...

4) ...it is no more absurd than the semantic word salad of ideas that usually accompany the phrase’s usage. So, Let Me Be Clear™: with a heavy heart, and dutiful vigil & due diligence, I undertake this obligation for a fair election process. Violators of the improper use...

5) ...use of the phrase Let Me Be Clear™, especially when prefacing a tweet cobbled together by junior staffers who are about to assault reader intelligence w inanities & policy ideas of propaganda that would make even Karl Marx marvel at their craven deception, must end...

6) So in closing,
Let Me Be Clear™: Leftist demagoguery of preceding trademarked phrase may be “actionable” (in a parodic court of jest) & may subject improper users to the wrath of a team of skilled legal types, or even & more likely, continued mockery by service mark holder.

7) Oh, also. Let Me Be Clear™:

I felt compelled into extreme action not only because of patently absurd over use of the phrase but because of:

Science. We must follow the science.

Hmm. Yeah... Darn it.

Sigh. OK:

Science™
We Must Follow The Science™

Had to. Same reasons.

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