🧵 I had an unusual dream right before waking. Someone was trying to test my banking law chops and posed the following hypothetical to me:

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The person in my dream asked me to explain how to complete a transaction involving the deliver of one trillion dollars and the equivalent in potatoes.

So I responded in the way one would to this bat shit crazy request. I asked, "U.S. dollars"? And he said yes.

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Warming up to the fact pattern, I then asked him where the nearest bank was. He replied that it was an hour and a half away and that we could not use it.

My reply? We would need to use a bank. Meanwhile, I said nothing about the potatoes.

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Then I woke up. With questions.

Are there even $1 trillion in potatoes in the world?
Did we REALLY need a bank? Or even a local one. Maybe there was some kind of mirror trade through a commodities transaction?

I thought I might ask @davidenrich. Never mind. Bad dream.

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p.s. Worldwide sales of potatoes annually are only about $4 billion.
That should say "delivery"

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